Creepy Pilot Truck Stop Bathroom Cowboy
The first fill-up is always the greatest, “The point of no return” in my mind. BaVanarama needed to fill-up, while us Seeds needed to empty out. Now, I could tell some stories of truck stop bathroom visits completely based off of sitting in a stall and observing the nocturnal sounds of the general trucker / road dog lifestyle, but that is reserved for another time and another place. If you stay in one place for long enough, you are sure to find a humorous story to run back to the van with, worthy of interruption of our Subway picnic.
One phrase sums it up: “Creepy Pilot Truck Stop Bathroom Cowboy.” Letting it all hang out, surveying the scene for his next attack. He didn’t only stare- he observed his prey. With a tip of his ten- gallon hat, and ruffling of the feathers, he was there for business.
Back on the road, no looking back. We arrived in St. Louis mid-afternoon, greeted by milk, cookies, and yes- apple pie. It is so great to stay with family. They usually take you in as if you were stranded puppy on the side of the road. After a great dinner with even better people, Seeds business took over. After seventy or so emails sent, fifty shirts rolled, and about two hundred samplers stuffed- time for lights out. Busy days of long travels ahead and more emails ahead. South By SouthWest - we’re coming for you.
We also passed the LARGEST CROSS IN THE WORLD. Eat your heart out, Touchdown Jesus!—Brian

i too have driven by the cross! ITS IN EFFINGHAM!!!!!
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